About The Invisible Man:
You know what? I respect women! I love women! I respect them so much I completely stay away from them!
Can't we all just get back to the kind of fun we had as kids, when running through a sprinkler in your underwear wouldn't result in an arrest?
Why I Feel Undateable:
I'm a workaholic-type and a programmer so I stay indoors a lot. I also don't like dating apps, I want to meet someone organically but I never go anywhere. So day after day I live in relative isolation and don't know what's going to change all that...
