About Me & Why I Feel Undateable:

You know what? I respect women! I love women! I respect them so much I completely stay away from them!

But seriously folks, can't we all just get back to the kind of fun we had as kids, when running through a sprinkler in your underwear wouldn't result in an arrest? Or have I already said too much?

I'm a workaholic-type and a programmer so I stay indoors a lot. I also don't like dating apps, I want to meet someone organically but I never go anywhere. So day after day I live in relative isolation and don't know what's going to change all that.

Or at least that's the part I'm willing to admit... Maybe there's more to why I feel undateable, but you're going to have to take me out in real life to hear the rest!